Coyotea Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 (edited) “I want a formal apology from God, he made my dick explode again.” It’s not a sexual thing it’s just what I call my period ;-; Edited August 8, 2023 by Coyotea 3 MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.one.they.call.gay Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 16 minutes ago, LaneIsHere said: "Bernard was never with your mom, he was with sky raisin the whole time!" That sounds like an average D&D campaign MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyotea Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 “I want to loaf.” MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyotea Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 “Afabs are like just Bluetooth” MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Mentor Duckie Posted August 8, 2023 Digital Mentor Share Posted August 8, 2023 "If his name is Mario and they're the Mario brothers, does that mean his name is Mario Mario?" 1 MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoconutCultist Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 Spoiler my grandpa got my stepmom a coffee "Oh yes you brought me the nectar of the gods" 1 2 MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.one.they.call.gay Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 (edited) 5 minutes ago, CoconutCultist said: Hide contents my grandpa got my stepmom a coffee "Oh yes you brought me the nectar of the gods" Is it weird that I read this in a Kratos voice. From God of war Edited August 13, 2023 by the.one.they.call.gay MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyotea Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 (Muffled) “They’re freaking mushrooms” MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyotea Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 “Personally, I’d have said I’m trans-lucent” MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyotea Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 “If god isn’t married and hasn’t ever had intercourse..and we’re all his children..does that he’s asexual?” MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoconutCultist Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 Me: Big bird is six (for the umpteenth time) My mom: (bitter) You're six! Oh wait, thats an insult to six year olds! Spoiler Me and my mom had a debate on how old Big Bird was, and I won and kept rubbing it in her face MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BubbleGumm1 Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 "Has people's standards dropped?" MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Aussie- Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 1 hour ago, BubbleGumm1 said: "Has people's standards dropped?" yes yes they have MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoconutCultist Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 "You raise the twins and I raise the dragon-lover" Spoiler Me and my friend were talking about our fictional crushes and my friend said the Weasley twins so I said Charlie MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Aussie- Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 (edited) " You can't have that bee"- random person "Yes I can MF"-Me Edited August 15, 2023 by -Marra- MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoconutCultist Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 "I would stil love you if you were a worm. I would lovingly use you to go fishing!" Spoiler Average convesation in my friend grouo 1 MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivia05 Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 On 8/16/2023 at 2:19 PM, CoconutCultist said: "I would stil love you if you were a worm. I would lovingly use you to go fishing!" Hide contents Average convesation in my friend grouo If I remembered any convos from my friend group…ooh just know everyone’s in for a ride On 8/13/2023 at 7:47 PM, CoconutCultist said: Hide contents my grandpa got my stepmom a coffee "Oh yes you brought me the nectar of the gods" Yes that’s me in the morning to my siblings… MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Jasper_ Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 "Oh now I gotta figure out how she he got 8..." REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.one.they.call.gay Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 "Whoa, that's a lot of ice cream" "SHUT UP OUR DADS DIED" Spoiler At the camp for teens with dead military parents 1 MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoconutCultist Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 Kid in my class: Coconut why do you have a container sprinkles Me: Why don't you have a container of sprinkles Spoiler I like the taste of sprinkles, okay? 1 MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.one.they.call.gay Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 On 9/1/2023 at 10:43 AM, CoconutCultist said: Kid in my class: Coconut why do you have a container sprinkles Me: Why don't you have a container of sprinkles Hide contents I like the taste of sprinkles, okay? Real MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose_honk Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 "I’m always naked actually,you just can’t tell because I have clothes on" MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avyavastha Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 "I'm dry! I'm DYING" "You're fine drama queen." "HOW COULD YOU, I THOUGHT YOU CARED" "Okay drama queen." Spoiler Me and my friend in Gym, dying in the heat even though it's only October-" MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Mentor Luie Posted October 7, 2023 Digital Mentor Share Posted October 7, 2023 19 hours ago, CyranTheCat said: "I'm dry! I'm DYING" "You're fine drama queen." "HOW COULD YOU, I THOUGHT YOU CARED" "Okay drama queen." Reveal hidden contents Me and my friend in Gym, dying in the heat even though it's only October-" Interesting @CyranTheCat, just out of curiosity, was any of this directed towards you or just random bits you heard around? MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzy.sky Posted October 8, 2023 Share Posted October 8, 2023 I overheard "She will eat half a mortadella and then never eat it again in 2000 years" Spoiler Basically my priest was telling me about how picky his cat is with food and how the only meat she will eat is mortadella lol Even with context, it's hella random 2 MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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