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“I want a formal apology from God, he made my dick explode again.” 
 

It’s not a sexual thing it’s just what I call my period ;-;

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16 minutes ago, LaneIsHere said:

"Bernard was never with your mom, he was with sky raisin the whole time!"

That sounds like an average D&D campaign 😂

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“I want to loaf.”

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“Afabs are like just Bluetooth” 

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"If his name is Mario and they're the Mario brothers, does that mean his name is Mario Mario?"

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my grandpa got my stepmom a coffee

"Oh yes you brought me the nectar of the gods"

 

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5 minutes ago, CoconutCultist said:
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my grandpa got my stepmom a coffee

"Oh yes you brought me the nectar of the gods"

Is it weird that I read this in a Kratos voice. From God of war

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(Muffled) “They’re freaking mushrooms”

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“Personally, I’d have said I’m trans-lucent”

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“If god isn’t married and hasn’t ever had intercourse..and we’re all his children..does that he’s asexual?” 

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Me: Big bird is six (for the umpteenth time)

My mom: (bitter) You're six! Oh wait, thats an insult to six year olds!

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Me and  my mom had a debate on how old Big Bird was, and I won and kept rubbing it in her face

 

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1 hour ago, BubbleGumm1 said:

"Has people's standards dropped?"

yes yes they have

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"You raise the twins and I raise the dragon-lover"

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Me and my friend were talking about our fictional crushes and my friend said the Weasley twins so I said Charlie

 

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" You can't have that bee"- random person

"Yes I can MF"-Me

 

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"I would stil love you if you were a worm. I would lovingly use you to go fishing!"

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Average convesation in my friend grouo

 

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On 8/16/2023 at 2:19 PM, CoconutCultist said:

"I would stil love you if you were a worm. I would lovingly use you to go fishing!"

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Average convesation in my friend grouo

If I remembered any convos from my friend group…ooh just know everyone’s in for a ride

On 8/13/2023 at 7:47 PM, CoconutCultist said:
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my grandpa got my stepmom a coffee

"Oh yes you brought me the nectar of the gods"

Yes that’s me in the morning to my siblings…

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"Oh now I gotta figure out how she he got 8..."

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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"Whoa, that's a lot of ice cream"

"SHUT UP OUR DADS DIED"

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At the camp for teens with dead military parents 

 

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Kid in my class: Coconut why do you have a container sprinkles

Me: Why don't you have a container of sprinkles

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I like the taste of sprinkles, okay?

 

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On 9/1/2023 at 10:43 AM, CoconutCultist said:

Kid in my class: Coconut why do you have a container sprinkles

Me: Why don't you have a container of sprinkles

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I like the taste of sprinkles, okay?

Real

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"I’m always naked actually,you just can’t tell because I have clothes on"

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