bingabong Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Aim of the game is to post a quote that you heard recently that sounds iffy without the context. Can also be something you overheard that is funny. I'll start with 1 I overheard: "where do you think i could buy a smoke machine from?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOriginalAxel Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 I heard a teacher say "God speed" before we started our mocks and it made me cringe like mad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joli Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 Random boys: "Your the person who skipped class" Me getting tired of doing the "girl-ish eyeroll and snicker" and instead shout: "YEP." and get into my car. ย Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emberfrost12 Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 Random quote from my day โFortnite battle pass, get off your paddle boardโ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScarlettJane119 Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 "life is more than chess" 1000 points to the person who guesses what its fromm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtemisArt Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 Stop licking up my nose!!!!! The spoiler is contextย Spoiler My rat Dusk was licking up my noseโฆ. Ianโs would not stop ย Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joli Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 โWhen you love somebody, you put your pants on!โ 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 "Excuse me, why is there a wax figurine of a man stood at the urinals?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danyaal Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 "I'm not ruining my sons life by marrying him to HER" i heared my mum say it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emberfrost12 Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 'School is scaring us enough to lead to us walking around a kitchen and eating saltines to turn our tongues a normal color.' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtemisArt Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 12 minutes ago, Emberfrost12 said: 'School is scaring us enough to lead to us walking around a kitchen and eating saltines to turn our tongues a normal color.' what!?!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emberfrost12 Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 Just now, ArtemisArt said: what!?!?!?!? Yep. A friend and I decided to get slurpees, but they had so much food coloring that our mouths turned blue. Half an hour later, we were eating saltine crackers because we thought there might be a chance they'd get rid of some of the blue. Also, we just didn't stop walking for a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emberfrost12 Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 2 minutes ago, ArtemisArt said: what!?!?!?!? Nice to see you back :) How have you been? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtemisArt Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 good, although school was cancled yesterday due to a burst pipe and I was looking forward to oil painting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emberfrost12 Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 Oh, cool. For me, school starts in fifteen hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtemisArt Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 ooooo, I just got home from school three hours ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emberfrost12 Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 2 minutes ago, ArtemisArt said: ooooo, I just got home from school three hours ago The school year hasn't started yet for me, so I'm nervous to meet my new teachers. Also, so far none of my friends have the same electives as me, so ack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emberfrost12 Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 Um, I gtg. So, talk soon, I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal_The_Oyster Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 "Water is wet." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinnaStixX Posted September 4, 2022 Share Posted September 4, 2022 โDora the explorer is NOT made out of matter.โ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtemisArt Posted September 4, 2022 Share Posted September 4, 2022 from last night "Take it to the altrnate dimension, I DO NOT want blood on this carpet" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal_The_Oyster Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 On 9/4/2022 at 5:39 PM, ArtemisArt said: from last night "Take it to the altrnate dimension, I DO NOT want blood on this carpet" I love this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emberfrost12 Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 On 9/4/2022 at 10:39 AM, ArtemisArt said: from last night "Take it to the altrnate dimension, I DO NOT want blood on this carpet" Yes, very amazing :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LemonboyEmmy Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 my theatre teacher; I think I missed being gay by this much.ย ( he literally did this w his hand, lol) 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A User Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 "if you type 100 times 100 on my calculator, you get 10" (i fucking wheezed at this im sorry) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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