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Post a quote from your day without the context ๐Ÿ˜‚dit


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Aim of the game is to post a quote that you heard recently that sounds iffy without the context. Can also be something you overheard that is funny.

I'll start with 1 I overheard: "where do you think i could buy a smoke machine from?"

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I heard a teacher say "God speed" before we started our mocks and it made me cringe like mad.

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Random boys: "Your the person who skipped class"

Me getting tired of doing the "girl-ish eyeroll and snicker" and instead shout: "YEP." and get into my car.

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Random quote from my day โ€œFortnite battle pass, get off your paddle boardโ€

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Stop licking up my nose!!!!!

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My rat Dusk was licking up my noseโ€ฆ. Ianโ€™s would not stop

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"Excuse me, why is there a wax figurine of a man stood at the urinals?"

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'School is scaring us enough to lead to us walking around a kitchen and eating saltines to turn our tongues a normal color.'

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12 minutes ago, Emberfrost12 said:

'School is scaring us enough to lead to us walking around a kitchen and eating saltines to turn our tongues a normal color.'

what!?!?!?!?

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Just now, ArtemisArt said:

what!?!?!?!?

Yep. A friend and I decided to get slurpees, but they had so much food coloring that our mouths turned blue. Half an hour later, we were eating saltine crackers because we thought there might be a chance they'd get rid of some of the blue. Also, we just didn't stop walking for a while

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2 minutes ago, ArtemisArt said:

what!?!?!?!?

Nice to see you back :) How have you been?

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good, although school was cancled yesterday due to a burst pipe and I was looking forward to oil painting

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Oh, cool. For me, school starts in fifteen hours

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ooooo, I just got home from school three hours ago

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2 minutes ago, ArtemisArt said:

ooooo, I just got home from school three hours ago

The school year hasn't started yet for me, so I'm nervous to meet my new teachers. Also, so far none of my friends have the same electives as me, so ack

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from last night "Take it to the altrnate dimension, I DO NOT want blood on this carpet"

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On 9/4/2022 at 5:39 PM, ArtemisArt said:

from last night "Take it to the altrnate dimension, I DO NOT want blood on this carpet"

I love this!

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On 9/4/2022 at 10:39 AM, ArtemisArt said:

from last night "Take it to the altrnate dimension, I DO NOT want blood on this carpet"

Yes, very amazing :)

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my theatre teacher; I think I missed being gay by this much.ย ๐Ÿค( he literally did this w his hand, lol)

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"if you type 100 times 100 on my calculator, you get 10"

(i fucking wheezed at this im sorry)

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