bingabong Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Aim of the game is to post a quote that you heard recently that sounds iffy without the context. Can also be something you overheard that is funny. I'll start with 1 I overheard: "where do you think i could buy a smoke machine from?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOriginalAxel Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 I heard a teacher say "God speed" before we started our mocks and it made me cringe like mad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joli Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Random boys: "Your the person who skipped class" Me getting tired of doing the "girl-ish eyeroll and snicker" and instead shout: "YEP." and get into my car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emberfrost12 Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 Random quote from my day “Fortnite battle pass, get off your paddle board” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScarlettJane119 Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 "life is more than chess" 1000 points to the person who guesses what its fromm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtemisArt Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 Stop licking up my nose!!!!! The spoiler is context Spoiler My rat Dusk was licking up my nose…. Ian’s would not stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joli Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 “When you love somebody, you put your pants on!” 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake Posted July 20 Share Posted July 20 "Excuse me, why is there a wax figurine of a man stood at the urinals?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danyaal Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 "I'm not ruining my sons life by marrying him to HER" i heared my mum say it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emberfrost12 Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 'School is scaring us enough to lead to us walking around a kitchen and eating saltines to turn our tongues a normal color.' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtemisArt Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 12 minutes ago, Emberfrost12 said: 'School is scaring us enough to lead to us walking around a kitchen and eating saltines to turn our tongues a normal color.' what!?!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emberfrost12 Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Just now, ArtemisArt said: what!?!?!?!? Yep. A friend and I decided to get slurpees, but they had so much food coloring that our mouths turned blue. Half an hour later, we were eating saltine crackers because we thought there might be a chance they'd get rid of some of the blue. Also, we just didn't stop walking for a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emberfrost12 Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 2 minutes ago, ArtemisArt said: what!?!?!?!? Nice to see you back :) How have you been? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtemisArt Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 good, although school was cancled yesterday due to a burst pipe and I was looking forward to oil painting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emberfrost12 Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Oh, cool. For me, school starts in fifteen hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtemisArt Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 ooooo, I just got home from school three hours ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emberfrost12 Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 2 minutes ago, ArtemisArt said: ooooo, I just got home from school three hours ago The school year hasn't started yet for me, so I'm nervous to meet my new teachers. Also, so far none of my friends have the same electives as me, so ack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emberfrost12 Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Um, I gtg. So, talk soon, I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thisboiistrans Posted September 1 Share Posted September 1 "Water is wet." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinnaStixX Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 “Dora the explorer is NOT made out of matter.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtemisArt Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 from last night "Take it to the altrnate dimension, I DO NOT want blood on this carpet" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thisboiistrans Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 On 9/4/2022 at 5:39 PM, ArtemisArt said: from last night "Take it to the altrnate dimension, I DO NOT want blood on this carpet" I love this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emberfrost12 Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 On 9/4/2022 at 10:39 AM, ArtemisArt said: from last night "Take it to the altrnate dimension, I DO NOT want blood on this carpet" Yes, very amazing :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LemonboyEmmy Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 my theatre teacher; I think I missed being gay by this much. ( he literally did this w his hand, lol) 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A User Posted November 16 Share Posted November 16 "if you type 100 times 100 on my calculator, you get 10" (i fucking wheezed at this im sorry) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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