jazzy.sky Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 I got another one just in today from school "Massage my knuckles" Spoiler My friend basically felt my other friend's knuckles and it felt weird to her so she asked them if they could massage her knuckles LOL Such a weird convo and I think the context makes it worse haha Β MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avyavastha Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 "Want a sink plip?" "A whaaa-" "I said a pink slip" *cue the innocent puppy-eyed face* 2 MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3asy Posted October 30, 2023 Share Posted October 30, 2023 Adelei - "βWHAT IS CIENTO?!?!β " MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3asy Posted October 30, 2023 Share Posted October 30, 2023 Travis -Β βHe hasnβt subscribed to that religion.β MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3asy Posted October 30, 2023 Share Posted October 30, 2023 Daelin -Β βStop feeding me!β MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3asy Posted October 30, 2023 Share Posted October 30, 2023 Daelin -Β βYou take your shoe, I hit you!β MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3asy Posted October 30, 2023 Share Posted October 30, 2023 Daelin -Β βI will take your shocks!β MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3asy Posted October 30, 2023 Share Posted October 30, 2023 Daelin -Β βTell me your home.β MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3asy Posted October 30, 2023 Share Posted October 30, 2023 Daelin -Β βI will drag you to a field, where there are more fields.β MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3asy Posted October 30, 2023 Share Posted October 30, 2023 Daelin -Β βOh yeah, I recently figured out that I was caucasian.β MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3asy Posted October 30, 2023 Share Posted October 30, 2023 Landon -Β βNational Spain Day Monthβ MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3asy Posted October 30, 2023 Share Posted October 30, 2023 Heaven -Β βI cordially invite you to cut my babyβs umbilical cord.β 3 MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3asy Posted October 30, 2023 Share Posted October 30, 2023 Heaven -Β Look at the cute triangle!β MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avyavastha Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 (edited) "IT'S MAH BIRTHDAYYYYY" 'It's my crippling depression-' "WHAAAAA-" 'Don't. You. Start." Spoiler been tired all dayyyyΒ Β AND IT'S (code name = AG) AG'S BIRTHDAY! So, being sugar high forever today also- Β Edited November 1, 2023 by CyranTheCat MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoconutCultist Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 "We're on the forth clap, moron!" Spoiler Me and my friends were singing Bingo and someone kept singing all the letters every verse Β MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Mentor Luie Posted November 10, 2023 Digital Mentor Share Posted November 10, 2023 Customer in front of me: 'Can I get an iced latte,Β 1 pump caramel, but no sugar and no ice.' Barista: 'So, 1 caramel latte?'Β 2 MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoconutCultist Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 1 hour ago, Luie said: Customer in front of me: 'Can I get an iced latte,Β 1 pump caramel, but no sugar and no ice.' Barista: 'So, 1 caramel latte?'Β I once heard someone order a bacon cheese burger without bacon or cheese 1 MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawthorne11 Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 "They need more octopus tentacles."Β "Sorry WHAT?" "You asked me to be harsh and I don't see any octopus tentacles." MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avyavastha Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 (edited) When playing never have i ever : Me - Never Have I Ever had/have a crush on my best friend- *everyone raises their hand slowly* Spoiler When seeing my friends who I haven't seen since last year at a diwali party, we do this instead of eating- Β Edited November 13, 2023 by CyranTheCat MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3asy Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 Adelei -Β βThe equation is equationing.β MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3asy Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 Amilla -Β βHe looks like a guy that would serve me medium rare chicken and call it gourmet.β MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3asy Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 Daelin -Β βIβm done with balanceβ MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3asy Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 Daelin -Β βYou leaky Flaucet!β MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3asy Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 Daelin -Β βSlightly Fizzledβ MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3asy Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 Daelin - βIβm amβ MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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