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I got another one just in today from school

"Massage my knuckles"

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My friend basically felt my other friend's knuckles and it felt weird to her so she asked them if they could massage her knuckles LOL

Such a weird convo and I think the context makes it worse haha

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"Want a sink plip?"

"A whaaa-"

"I said a pink slip"

*cue the innocent puppy-eyed face*

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Adelei - "โ€œWHAT IS CIENTO?!?!โ€ "

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Travis -ย โ€œHe hasnโ€™t subscribed to that religion.โ€

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Daelin -ย โ€œStop feeding me!โ€

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Daelin -ย โ€œYou take your shoe, I hit you!โ€

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Daelin -ย โ€œI will take your shocks!โ€

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Daelin -ย โ€œTell me your home.โ€

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Daelin -ย โ€œI will drag you to a field, where there are more fields.โ€

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Daelin -ย โ€œOh yeah, I recently figured out that I was caucasian.โ€

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Landon -ย โ€œNational Spain Day Monthโ€

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Heaven -ย โ€œI cordially invite you to cut my babyโ€™s umbilical cord.โ€

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Heaven -ย Look at the cute triangle!โ€

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"IT'S MAH BIRTHDAYYYYY"

'It's my crippling depression-'

"WHAAAAA-"

'Don't. You. Start."

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been tired all dayyyyย ๐Ÿ™ƒย AND IT'S (code name = AG) AG'S BIRTHDAY! So, being sugar high forever today also-

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"We're on the forth clap, moron!"

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Me and my friends were singing Bingo and someone kept singing all the letters every verse

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Customer in front of me: 'Can I get an iced latte,ย  1 pump caramel, but no sugar and no ice.'

Barista: 'So, 1 caramel latte?'ย 

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1 hour ago, Luie said:

Customer in front of me: 'Can I get an iced latte,ย  1 pump caramel, but no sugar and no ice.'

Barista: 'So, 1 caramel latte?'ย 

I once heard someone order a bacon cheese burger without bacon or cheese

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"They need more octopus tentacles."ย 

"Sorry WHAT?"

"You asked me to be harsh and I don't see any octopus tentacles."

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When playing never have i ever :

Me - Never Have I Ever had/have a crush on my best friend-

*everyone raises their hand slowly*

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When seeing my friends who I haven't seen since last year at a diwali party, we do this instead of eating-

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