CoconutCultist Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 "How do you politely ask someone if you can steal and eat they're kidneys?" "Shut up EJ" Spoiler My friends and I are doing a creepypasta rp and I'm Eyeless Jack/EJ for short. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natalie G Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 "Waittttt, did u just tell me that hes not a polar bear" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoconutCultist Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 "I swear to god, if you don't stop calling me Jacob, I will remove your jaw again" Spoiler I got my hair cut and one of my friends kept saying I looked like a Jacob and in a rp we were doing they got his jaw removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natalie G Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 " I swear, josh if you ever put that trumpet near your mouth again you will not live to see band class tomorrow" - when a kid was being super annoying with his trumpet while also claiming that he was better than everyone else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivia05 Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 4 hours ago, Natalie G said: " I swear, josh if you ever put that trumpet near your mouth again you will not live to see band class tomorrow" - when a kid was being super annoying with his trumpet while also claiming that he was better than everyone else “NO MATT YOU MAY NOT EAT THE DESK!!” We were in bio and my friend kept on saying he was hungry and then he started chewing on the desk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Equivalent Ways Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 this is why you should not listen to young people -random young person- 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Marra- Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 "We need to recreat this" *Shows picture* *Looks at picture* "Is that thing yours" Spoiler i showed my friend a picture of a fanart and it sais is that thing yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gremlin Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 “Omg it’s a trash panda!” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 “They is from British Columbia, learn your grammar” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivia05 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 “DROWN IN CONCRETE!” Spoiler My sister was playing a game earlier and out of nowhere she just said that and I’m like ok then 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Equivalent Ways Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 "like chicken flavored watermelon, it was really good tho" , there are weird ppl afoot lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose_honk Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 "where were you?" "I was vandalizing toilets." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Equivalent Ways Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 " He has the capacity to learn and adapt, but does that ability have an end?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyranTheCat Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 “Dude. Wtf is a Apple fish” ”a fish out of apples.” Spoiler My friend’s an idiot 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivia05 Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 39 minutes ago, Ciaran said: “Dude. Wtf is a Apple fish” ”a fish out of apples.” Hide contents My friend’s an idiot Lol that’s hilarious… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Equivalent Ways Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 9 hours ago, Ciaran said: “Dude. Wtf is a Apple fish” ”a fish out of apples.” Hide contents My friend’s an idiot So wait does that mean you can eat an apple fish if you are a vegan..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Equivalent Ways Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 HAHA I cant believe that post had to be moderated XD "So wait does that mean you can eat an apple fish if you are a vee g an..?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivia05 Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 I’ll give you nuts if u give me fish Spoiler My sister had honey roasted peanuts and I had goldfish lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose_honk Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 "you’re gonna get some big animal organization after you for that" "what??" "you put the sharks and the dolphins in the same tank- look you even put the poor seahorses in there but no kelp they’re all sitting on each other" "I’m sorry but I don’t have a bigger container for them,it’s not my fault" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyranTheCat Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 13 hours ago, Equivalent Ways said: HAHA I cant believe that post had to be moderated XD "So wait does that mean you can eat an apple fish if you are a vee g an..?" Maybe you CAN *le gasp* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivia05 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 10 minutes ago, Ciaran said: Maybe you CAN *le gasp* I mean technically it’s not real fish it’s just apples sooo…..idk 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Equivalent Ways Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 They both agree that babies come from storks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyranTheCat Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 “Why McDonald’s?” ”bEcAuSe uR ‘LoViN iT’” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Equivalent Ways Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 "you are learning algebra already! Thats pretty cool you know!" "..im in 3rd grade..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivia05 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 “If anyone got me Taylor swift tickets I’ll literally MARRY THEM!!!” “ILL GET YOU TAYLOR SWIFT TICKETS FOR YOU!!!” Spoiler I was talking to my guy best friend and I said the first one and he (jokingly hopefully) said the second line 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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