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"How do you politely ask someone if you can steal and eat they're kidneys?"

"Shut up EJ"

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My friends and I are doing a creepypasta rp and I'm Eyeless Jack/EJ for short.

 

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"I swear to god, if you don't stop calling me Jacob, I will remove your jaw again"

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I got my hair cut and one of my friends kept saying I looked like a Jacob and in a rp we were doing they got his jaw removed.

 

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" I swear, josh if you ever put that trumpet near your mouth again you will not live to see band class tomorrow" 

 

- when a kid was being super annoying with his trumpet while also claiming that he was better than everyone else

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4 hours ago, Natalie G said:

" I swear, josh if you ever put that trumpet near your mouth again you will not live to see band class tomorrow" 

- when a kid was being super annoying with his trumpet while also claiming that he was better than everyone else

“NO MATT YOU MAY NOT EAT THE DESK!!”

We were in bio and my friend kept on saying he was hungry and then he started chewing on the desk

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"We need to recreat this" *Shows picture*

*Looks at picture* "Is that thing yours"

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i showed my friend a picture of a fanart and it sais is that thing yours. 

 

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“DROWN IN CONCRETE!” 

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My sister was playing a game earlier and out of nowhere she just said that and I’m like ok then

 

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39 minutes ago, Ciaran said:

“Dude. Wtf is a Apple fish”

”a fish out of apples.”

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My friend’s an idiot 🤣🤣

Lol that’s hilarious…

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9 hours ago, Ciaran said:

“Dude. Wtf is a Apple fish”

”a fish out of apples.”

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My friend’s an idiot 🤣🤣

So wait does that mean you can eat an apple fish if you are a vegan..?🤔

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I’ll give you nuts if u give me fish

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My sister had honey roasted peanuts and I had goldfish lol

 

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"you’re gonna get some big animal organization after you for that"

"what??"

"you put the sharks and the dolphins in the same tank- look you even put the poor seahorses in there but no kelp they’re all sitting on each other"

"I’m sorry but I don’t have a bigger container for them,it’s not my fault"

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13 hours ago, Equivalent Ways said:

HAHA I cant believe that post had to be moderated XD

"So wait does that mean you can eat an apple fish if you are a vee g an..?🤔"

😱 Maybe you CAN *le gasp*

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10 minutes ago, Ciaran said:

😱 Maybe you CAN *le gasp*

I mean technically it’s not real fish it’s just apples sooo…..idk

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“If anyone got me Taylor swift tickets I’ll literally MARRY THEM!!!”

“ILL GET YOU TAYLOR SWIFT TICKETS FOR YOU!!!”

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I was talking to my guy best friend and I said the first one and he (jokingly hopefully) said the second line

 

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