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"Id let frank sinatra do whatever the fuck he wants to me" -my male heterosexual teenage neighbor

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"GET BACK HERE SO I CAN ALMOST STRANGLE YOU BUT IT'S KIND"

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I was talking about hugging...

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do NOT make me throatpunch a principal

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wrong wording oops
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β€œGet the hell out of my room before I strangle you with a cactus”

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My cousin said that when my aunt walked into his room 🀣 he ded rn

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STOP PETTING MY HAT B****

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I had a stuffed panda on my head on the bus and people kept petting it

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I have no intreast of knowing the step by step prosses of nutering an animal, I don't want them to then to it to me.

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-one of my male teammates, at vet science judging

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β€œI’m not deranged, imma crazy, loco amigo”

”tf u going on about”

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Me and my friend being idiots

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"STOP CALLING ME MASKY"

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me and my friends at rp creepypasta's and i am ticci toby and she is masky.

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For the love of all that is good and chaotic, don't touch my plants!

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me- to my little brother, who wanted to touch my plants

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The roses are dead the violets are rotten I'm freaking crazy or have you forgotten.

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Me and my friends where think of weird things that go along with roses are red violets are blue and that stuff.

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It’s not JUST A SPIDER, it’s A FUCKING DEMON FROM HELL

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My friend saw a spider on his sleeve

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"AHHH NOT MY ARM"

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i twisted my friends arm and brough her to the ground caus cause she tried to fight me

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"Oh you want to fight fire with fire? Okay!"

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I told my friend I was being a jerk because they were a jerk and said "Fight fire wit fire bish" and so they showed me a lighter

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2 minutes ago, CoconutCultist said:

"Oh you want to fight fire with fire? Okay!"

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I told my friend I was being a jerk because they were a jerk and said "Fight fire wit fire bish" and so they showed me a lighter

that was so fun🀣

β€œWhat’s a cursein?”

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One of my classmates said he was Chritian, but I heard this 🀣

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*high pitched squeaky voices* "hangnails, they make you wanna cry, hangnails, they make you wanna die.....HaNgNaAaAaIiIlLls"

(I’m not saying their actual name so I’ll just use a random one)

”NO OLIVER!!! YOU CAN NOT EAT THE BUS SEAT!!!”

My sister was sitting with her friend on the bus and her friend was trying to eat the bus seat. Keep in mind they always are trying to eat random things

What kind of a name is gErONimo?

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Me and my friend were reading a expert from Geronimo Stilton, and he kept saying this 🀣

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On 3/6/2023 at 8:13 AM, Ciaran said:

It’s not JUST A SPIDER, it’s A FUCKING DEMON FROM HELL

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My friend saw a spider on his sleeve

I FEEL THAT!!!!

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