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"Id let frank sinatra do whatever the fuck he wants to me" -my male heterosexual teenage neighbor

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"GET BACK HERE SO I CAN ALMOST STRANGLE YOU BUT IT'S KIND"

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I was talking about hugging...

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do NOT make me throatpunch a principal

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wrong wording oops
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โ€œGet the hell out of my room before I strangle you with a cactusโ€

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My cousin said that when my aunt walked into his room ๐Ÿคฃ he ded rn

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STOP PETTING MY HAT B****

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I had a stuffed panda on my head on the bus and people kept petting it

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I have no intreast of knowing the step by step prosses of nutering an animal, I don't want them to then to it to me.

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-one of my male teammates, at vet science judging

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โ€œIโ€™m not deranged, imma crazy, loco amigoโ€

โ€tf u going on aboutโ€

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Me and my friend being idiots

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"STOP CALLING ME MASKY"

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me and my friends at rp creepypasta's and i am ticci toby and she is masky.

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For the love of all that is good and chaotic, don't touch my plants!

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me- to my little brother, who wanted to touch my plants

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The roses are dead the violets are rotten I'm freaking crazy or have you forgotten.

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Me and my friends where think of weird things that go along with roses are red violets are blue and that stuff.

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Itโ€™s not JUST A SPIDER, itโ€™s A FUCKING DEMON FROM HELL

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My friend saw a spider on his sleeve

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"AHHH NOT MY ARM"

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i twisted my friends arm and brough her to the ground caus cause she tried to fight me

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"Oh you want to fight fire with fire? Okay!"

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I told my friend I was being a jerk because they were a jerk and said "Fight fire wit fire bish" and so they showed me a lighter

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2 minutes ago, CoconutCultist said:

"Oh you want to fight fire with fire? Okay!"

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I told my friend I was being a jerk because they were a jerk and said "Fight fire wit fire bish" and so they showed me a lighter

that was so fun๐Ÿคฃ

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Air strikes bomb them bomb them all!!

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โ€œWhatโ€™s a cursein?โ€

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One of my classmates said he was Chritian, but I heard this ๐Ÿคฃ

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*high pitched squeaky voices* "hangnails, they make you wanna cry, hangnails, they make you wanna die.....HaNgNaAaAaIiIlLls"

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Waffles????? WAFFLES!!!!!!!!!!!

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โ€œWhat color is purple?โ€

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PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN RIGHT NOW

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(Iโ€™m not saying their actual name so Iโ€™ll just use a random one)

โ€NO OLIVER!!! YOU CAN NOT EAT THE BUS SEAT!!!โ€

My sister was sitting with her friend on the bus and her friend was trying to eat the bus seat. Keep in mind they always are trying to eat random things

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What kind of a name is gErONimo?

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Me and my friend were reading a expert from Geronimo Stilton, and he kept saying this ๐Ÿคฃ

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On 3/6/2023 at 8:13 AM, Ciaran said:

Itโ€™s not JUST A SPIDER, itโ€™s A FUCKING DEMON FROM HELL

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My friend saw a spider on his sleeve

I FEEL THAT!!!!

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