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Ruined Wishes


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1 hour ago, emnma said:

granted, but you can only eat one type of cake

i wish i was old enough to move out

Granted but you're flat broke

I wish I could remember to drink water a little at a time and not down an entire bottle at once

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1 hour ago, CoconutCultist said:

Granted but you're flat broke

I wish I could remember to drink water a little at a time and not down an entire bottle at once

granted but now you have to take a sip every other second

i wish my dad didnt know how to block spotify

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2 minutes ago, emnma said:

granted but now you have to take a sip every other second

i wish my dad didnt know how to block spotify

Granted but now he sings LOUDLY all the time

i wish that I could eat a pasty right now

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2 hours ago, Equivalent Ways said:

Granted but now he sings LOUDLY all the time

i wish that I could eat a pasty right now

Granted but its 500 years expired

I wish Illumantion didn't ruin the Lorax (that is a genuine wish rn)

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On 2/28/2023 at 2:16 PM, CoconutCultist said:

Granted but its 500 years expired

I wish Illumantion didn't ruin the Lorax (that is a genuine wish rn)

granted, but its live action instead

i wish i didnt have to write this paper

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10 minutes ago, emnma said:

granted, but its live action instead

i wish i didnt have to write this paper

Granted, but you fail the class

I wish people would stop petting my stuffed animal

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1 minute ago, CoconutCultist said:

Granted, but you fail the class

I wish people would stop petting my stuffed animal

granted, but they start petting your bag instead

i wish i could go somewhere by my self

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22 minutes ago, emnma said:

granted, but they start petting your bag instead

i wish i could go somewhere by my self

Granted but you go to a haunted hotel

I wish I could hug someone

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2 minutes ago, CoconutCultist said:

Granted but you go to a haunted hotel

I wish I could hug someone

granted no catch

i wish i had motivation

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Just now, emnma said:

granted no catch

i wish i had motivation

Granted but you have no hands

I wish I was a god

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Just now, CoconutCultist said:

Granted but you have no hands

I wish I was a god

granted, but you are the god of dirt

i wish i could find a good playlist

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Just now, emnma said:

granted, but you are the god of dirt

i wish i could find a good playlist

Granted but its deleted the next day

I wish I knew what to wish for

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Just now, CoconutCultist said:

Granted but its deleted the next day

I wish I knew what to wish for

granted but the wishes come out the opposite

i wish i wasnt sore

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Just now, emnma said:

granted but the wishes come out the opposite

i wish i wasnt sore

Granted but you have a headache insteadΒ 

I wish I could right now

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5 minutes ago, CoconutCultist said:

Granted but you have a headache insteadΒ 

I wish I could right now

granted, but you decide not to?

i wish i could take a nap

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4 hours ago, emnma said:

granted, but you decide not to?

i wish i could take a nap

Granted but you sleep until 2123

I wish I had my phone

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59 minutes ago, CoconutCultist said:

Granted but you sleep until 2123

I wish I had my phone

granted, but its not charged

i wish i knew what to wear tomorrow

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11 hours ago, emnma said:

granted, but its not charged

i wish i knew what to wear tomorrow

Granted, but it’s hideous

i wish I could go back in time

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11 hours ago, CiaranTheTransGay said:

Granted, but it’s hideous

i wish I could go back in time

Granted, but you cant control when

I wish i had all A's in school. ( i have a B)

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2 minutes ago, Kayls523 said:

Granted, but you cant control when

I wish i had all A's in school. ( i have a B)

Granted, but all your other activities you are terrible in

I wish my life could finally be in my control

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4 minutes ago, CiaranTheTransGay said:

Granted, but all your other activities you are terrible in

I wish my life could finally be in my control

Granted, but you dont know what you want.

I wish my headphones werent dead

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16 hours ago, Kayls523 said:

Granted, but you dont know what you want.

I wish my headphones werent dead

granted but your music doesnt work

i wish I could concentrate

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7 hours ago, emnma said:

granted but your music doesnt work

i wish I could concentrate

Granted but you have to concentrate on 5 things at one time

I wish my room was clean all the time

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15 hours ago, CoconutCultist said:

Granted but you have to concentrate on 5 things at one time

I wish my room was clean all the time

granted but the rest of your house is reallllly messy

I wish my parents couldn't block websites on my computer

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16 hours ago, CoconutCultist said:

Granted but you have to concentrate on 5 things at one time

I wish my room was clean all the time

Granted, but that means it would only have a bed and a cabinet, nothing else

i wish I could express myself better

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