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Ruined Wishes


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3 minutes ago, CoconutCultist said:

Granted but you go into a coma

I wish I got more than 1 1/2 hour of sleep

Granted, but now youve gotten 2.5 hours of sleep. (sorry)

I wish my friends didnt just abandon me.Β 

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3 hours ago, CoconutCultist said:

Granted but you go into a coma

I wish I got more than 1 1/2 hour of sleep

granted, but you only sleep 2 hours

i wish my paper was done

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19 hours ago, emnma said:

granted, but you only sleep 2 hours

i wish my paper was done

Granted, but it was written by two squirrels

I wish I could finally get 9 hours of sleep

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2 hours ago, CoconutCultist said:

Granted, but it was written by two squirrels

I wish I could finally get 9 hours of sleep

granted, but you cant sleep the next night

i wish i had more pickle juice

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granted, but you can't drink it lol

I wish I could be invisible...

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1 minute ago, Equivalent Ways said:

granted, but you can't drink it lol

I wish I could be invisible...

nooooo :(

granted but when youre invisible you cant touch things (but physics still applies to you)

i wish i could grow my hair out

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23 hours ago, emnma said:

nooooo :(

granted but when youre invisible you cant touch things (but physics still applies to you)

i wish i could grow my hair out

granted but it grows at an extremely quick rate and dosent stop.

I wish i wasnt sick

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11 minutes ago, Kayls523 said:

granted but it grows at an extremely quick rate and dosent stop.

I wish i wasnt sick

granted, but the rest of your family is sick and you have to take care of them

i wish my parents liked me more

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3 hours ago, emnma said:

granted, but the rest of your family is sick and you have to take care of them

i wish my parents liked me more

Granted but your grandparents hare you

I wish my headphones were louder

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26 minutes ago, CoconutCultist said:

Granted but your grandparents hare you

I wish my headphones were louder

granted but you now have a constant ringing in your ears

i wish i could eat food and not get fat

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26 minutes ago, emnma said:

granted but you now have a constant ringing in your ears

i wish i could eat food and not get fat

Granted, but then the food nutrition effects on your body(like high sodium or cholesterol) are X2!

I wish the weather could be anything I want

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18 hours ago, Equivalent Ways said:

Granted, but then the food nutrition effects on your body(like high sodium or cholesterol) are X2!

I wish the weather could be anything I want

Granted, but you cant control the temperature

I wish m girlfriend cold come to the school dance tonight

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granted, but you get kicked out of the dance, but then you go have fun somewhere else

i wish my dog wasnt dying

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11 minutes ago, emnma said:

granted, but you get kicked out of the dance, but then you go have fun somewhere else

i wish my dog wasnt dying

Granted, but then you would take on whatever your dog was suffering from

I wish I knew where my favorite bear(stuffed toy) was 😭

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Just now, Equivalent Ways said:

Granted, but then you would take on whatever your dog was suffering from

I wish I knew where my favorite bear(stuffed toy) was 😭

granted, but it comes to life

i wish i didnt have to read a stupid book

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2 minutes ago, emnma said:

granted, but it comes to life

i wish i didnt have to read a stupid book

Granted, but you have to read 4 other books.Β 

I wish track and field did not start at 6;30 am.Β 

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55 minutes ago, Kayls523 said:

Granted, but you have to read 4 other books.Β 

I wish track and field did not start at 6;30 am.Β 

Granted, but t&f now starts at midnight

I wish that i did not have to do my slide presentation today

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2 hours ago, Equivalent Ways said:

Granted, but t&f now starts at midnight

I wish that i did not have to do my slide presentation today

Granted but you have to do it twice as many times tommorowΒ 

I wish I had more salsa

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2 hours ago, CoconutCultist said:

Granted but you have to do it twice as many times tommorowΒ 

I wish I had more salsa

Granted, but now you have to DANCE salsa with a stranger πŸ˜‚

I wish I was not so awkward sometimesΒ 

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15 hours ago, Equivalent Ways said:

Granted, but now you have to DANCE salsa with a stranger πŸ˜‚

I wish I was not so awkward sometimesΒ 

Granted, your awkward all the time

I wish I wasn't so achey everytime I wake up

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On 2/25/2023 at 6:49 AM, CoconutCultist said:

Granted, your awkward all the time

I wish I wasn't so achey everytime I wake up

Granted, but now your sore

I wish i could text my GF

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7 minutes ago, Kayls523 said:

Granted, but now your sore

I wish i could text my GF

granted but only in emojis

i wish this annoying kid would disappear

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57 minutes ago, emnma said:

granted but only in emojis

i wish this annoying kid would disappear

granted, but they die and your charged for murder

i wish we won our debateΒ 

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4 hours ago, Kayls523 said:

granted, but they die and your charged for murder

i wish we won our debateΒ 

Granted, but you start a debate on another topic that you lose

i wish for infinite cake supply πŸ˜‹Β 

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15 hours ago, CiaranTheTransGay said:

Granted, but you start a debate on another topic that you lose

i wish for infinite cake supply πŸ˜‹Β 

granted, but you can only eat one type of cake

i wish i was old enough to move out

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