Equivalent Ways Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 Well, well, well..I think I’m a little too young to be the last person who still uses puns... I know there are more of yall out there! I am a funny person, I think. So if you got jokes and/or puns, lets hear them and get some laughs! (no shame if you pull them off the internet or your original ones :) No mean stuff plz, just the gurd stuff And don't even get me started on how much work it takes to have a well-placed joke/pun. MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoconutCultist Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 Whats the coolest thing ever? I think it's ice, it's pretty chill MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Equivalent Ways Posted February 25, 2023 Author Share Posted February 25, 2023 2 hours ago, CoconutCultist said: Whats the coolest thing ever? I think it's ice, it's pretty chill ngl, that made me smile, then I looked out my window at the icy cold morning and then laughed MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emberfrost12 Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 3 hours ago, Equivalent Ways said: ngl, that made me smile, then I looked out my window at the icy cold morning and then laughed Haha me too....I seriously forgot it was winter because there was a chinook (weird mountain wind that makes everything super warm for a while in mid-winter) and then it was like, boom, -30*c 1 MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emberfrost12 Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 What do you call a alligator in a vest? Spoiler An investigator! 1 MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Equivalent Ways Posted February 25, 2023 Author Share Posted February 25, 2023 3 minutes ago, Emberfrost12 said: What do you call a alligator in a vest? Hide contents An investigator! That’s actually really smart to put the hide feature in there, I will try that sometime! 1 MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoconutCultist Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 Why was there a snowman made out of icing? Spoiler He was Frosting the Snowman! 1 1 MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emberfrost12 Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 11 minutes ago, CoconutCultist said: Why was there a snowman made out of icing? Hide contents He was Frosting the Snowman! Haha MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Equivalent Ways Posted February 25, 2023 Author Share Posted February 25, 2023 When I tell people that I love dad jokes and puns and they say that it is tiring of me to do it so much and I say, but this is how eye-roll 👁! 1 MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emberfrost12 Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 Just now, Equivalent Ways said: When I tell people that I love dad jokes and puns and they say that it is tiring of me to do it so much and I say, but this is how eye-roll 👁! Nuuuuu that's terrible MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinyDinos Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 (Pls don’t attack me Swifties, Tay-Tay is a Queen, I just think that the joke is funny mk? Mk.) Why is Taylor Swift a Marvel fan? Spoiler Because she’s always singing about her X-Men. 1 MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Equivalent Ways Posted February 25, 2023 Author Share Posted February 25, 2023 People can make a career about their exes like how- MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinyDinos Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 What type of car does Luke Skywalker drive? Spoiler A Toyoda (Get it??? Toyota? Toy-yoda??) MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinyDinos Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 Why do you never see seagulls down by the bay? Spoiler Because then they’d be bagels. MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinyDinos Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 (edited) This is a classic but imma put it here anyway bc it pisses my sisters off ”I’m hungry.” ”Hi hungry, I’m Dino.” Edited February 25, 2023 by TinyDinos 1 MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emberfrost12 Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 How many storm troopers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Spoiler None. they're all on the dark side 1 MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinyDinos Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 How many cats does it take to fix a lightbulb? Spoiler None. You really think cats care about whether your lightbulb works or not?? MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emberfrost12 Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Spoiler Of course not. Houses don't jump 1 MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinyDinos Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 I’ll post more if I can think of ‘em lol 1 MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emberfrost12 Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 Why are jokes about elevators good? Spoiler They work on many levels And you shouldn't trust stairs because...? Spoiler They're always up to something MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoconutCultist Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 You should never trust atoms. Spoiler They make up everything Let me get you some bread. You butter believe it. It's the yeast I can do. I named my Ipod Titanic Spoiler It's sycning now Stop making quiet little noises Spoiler it's not allowed I put my grandma on speed dial Spoiler Now it's instagram 2 MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Equivalent Ways Posted February 26, 2023 Author Share Posted February 26, 2023 Omg I dont know how I missed this whole chain! This is freggin amazingI love all of these now I will give some too! How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? Spoiler One, but the lightbulb has to want to change There was this thing I said to a gal in math class, you acute baby. My brother screeched in my ear, "Saaaaaaaaamm, you haven't been listening to what I said at all, have you?!" And I thought, what a strange way of him to choose to start a converation with me... MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoconutCultist Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 That musican has a problem Spoiler He's a trebled man 1 MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Equivalent Ways Posted February 26, 2023 Author Share Posted February 26, 2023 I love this thread so much MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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