Ruined Wishes

[CoconutCultist]

14 minutes ago, Coyotea said:

Granted but your friends are turned into painted rocks for a week.

I wish I was AMAB

(Same) Granted but now you're transfemme

I wish I had a pet turtle

[Coyotea]

Just now, CoconutCultist said:

(Same) Granted but now you're transfemme

I wish I had a pet turtle

Motherfu- *deep inhale* 

Granted but it’s invisible and untouchable.

[CoconutCultist]

15 minutes ago, Coyotea said:

Motherfu- *deep inhale* 

Granted but it’s invisible and untouchable.

whats your wish?

[Coyotea]

2 minutes ago, CoconutCultist said:

whats your wish?

Oh I forgot about that- XD 

I wish to be amab and not transfemme (fixing the old wish hehehe) 

[CoconutCultist]

18 minutes ago, Coyotea said:

Oh I forgot about that- XD 

I wish to be amab and not transfemme (fixing the old wish hehehe) 

Granted but you crossdress

I wish that I had cake

[Coyotea]

2 minutes ago, CoconutCultist said:

Granted but you crossdress

I wish that I had cake

That- isn’t a bad thing, tbh I’d love to be a total gender fuck- I see this as a win.

Granted but you can’t eat it.

I wish I could eat some lasagna.

[CoconutCultist]

11 minutes ago, Coyotea said:

That- isn’t a bad thing, tbh I’d love to be a total gender fuck- I see this as a win.

Granted but you can’t eat it.

I wish I could eat some lasagna.

 I just couldn't think of anything

Granted but it's rotten

I wish I could find my good pencil sharpener

[Coyotea]

1 minute ago, CoconutCultist said:

 I just couldn't think of anything

Granted but it's rotten

I wish I could find my good pencil sharpener

eh- food for my chickens ig

Granted but it’s broken.

I wish I was 5’7

[CoconutCultist]

58 minutes ago, Coyotea said:

eh- food for my chickens ig

Granted but it’s broken.

I wish I was 5’7

Granted but everyone else is 8 ft tall

I wish water stayed cold w/o ice cubes

[Coyotea]

4 minutes ago, CoconutCultist said:

Granted but everyone else is 8 ft tall

I wish water stayed cold w/o ice cubes

Granted but now it’s just Ice.

I wish i could perfectly reproduce art ideas from my head into life.

[CoconutCultist]

33 minutes ago, Coyotea said:

Granted but now it’s just Ice.

I wish i could perfectly reproduce art ideas from my head into life.

Granted but you have to use your least favorite medium

I wish I could draw better

[Coyotea]

5 minutes ago, CoconutCultist said:

Granted but you have to use your least favorite medium

I wish I could draw better

Granted but you can only do it while eating licorice, on a Monday at 4:04am while sitting upside down and it has to be June.

I wish my knees and hips weren’t so crappy.

[CoconutCultist]

14 minutes ago, Coyotea said:

Granted but you can only do it while eating licorice, on a Monday at 4:04am while sitting upside down and it has to be June.

I wish my knees and hips weren’t so crappy.

That is very specific

Granted, you dont have any legs

I wish you could buy pre-melted ice cream (I'm very strange with food prefrences)

[Coyotea]

15 hours ago, CoconutCultist said:

That is very specific

Granted, you dont have any legs

I wish you could buy pre-melted ice cream (I'm very strange with food prefrences)

Granted, but it’s your least favorite flavor and filled with flies. 
I wish I could eat and not feel physically and mentally awful and not gain weight.

[CoconutCultist]

5 hours ago, Coyotea said:

Granted, but it’s your least favorite flavor and filled with flies. 
I wish I could eat and not feel physically and mentally awful and not gain weight.

Granted (no catch)

I wish my earbuds were louder

[Coyotea]

2 hours ago, CoconutCultist said:

Granted (no catch)

I wish my earbuds were louder

Wh- that easy? No catch??? What happened to ruined wishes ;-;

Granted but now everyone in a 10 mile radius can hear what you’re listening to, and they don’t hurt your ears.

I wish for new earbuds that are good quality and never break.

Edited August 14, 2023 by Coyotea

[CoconutCultist]

29 minutes ago, Coyotea said:

Wh- that easy? No catch??? What happened to ruined wishes ;-;

Granted but now everyone in a 10 mile radius can hear what you’re listening to, and they don’t hurt your ears.

I wish for new earbuds that are good quality and never break.

Granted, but you can only use them to watch the Bee Movie and the Shrek frantize

I wish skeeters didnt exist

[BubbleGumm1]

I wish to become an awesome Twitch streamer!   

[CoconutCultist]

28 minutes ago, BubbleGumm1 said:

I wish to become an awesome Twitch streamer!   

You need to 'ruin' the wish of the person before you first

[Shoemaker]

Granted but your dick is short

i wish i had talkies

[CoconutCultist]

38 minutes ago, Shoemaker said:

Granted but your dick is short

i wish i had talkies

Granted but the don't work

I wish I could turn my earbuds all the way up without other people hearing my music

[CoconutCultist]

Bringing this game back from the dead lol

[3asy]

3 hours ago, CoconutCultist said:

Bringing this game back from the dead lol

Granted, but now you have more resources to procrastinate from.

I wish for some warm and yummy bread

[CoconutCultist]

6 hours ago, 3asy said:

Granted, but now you have more resources to procrastinate from.

I wish for some warm and yummy bread

Granted, but it had your least favorite condiment on it

I wish I had more yarn

[Luie]

5 hours ago, CoconutCultist said:

Granted, but it had your least favorite condiment on it

I wish I had more yarn

Granted, but you could never use it to knit anything 

I wish I had access to unlimited groceries