Jump to content
This topic contains content which has been flagged with warnings, as follows: Other, Death

Ruined Wishes


CoconutCultist

Recommended Posts

14 minutes ago, Coyotea said:

Granted but your friends are turned into painted rocks for a week.

I wish I was AMAB

(Same) Granted but now you're transfemme

I wish I had a pet turtle

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Just now, CoconutCultist said:

(Same) Granted but now you're transfemme

I wish I had a pet turtle

Motherfu- *deep inhale*ย 

Granted but itโ€™s invisible and untouchable.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

15 minutes ago, Coyotea said:

Motherfu- *deep inhale*ย 

Granted but itโ€™s invisible and untouchable.

whats your wish?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

2 minutes ago, CoconutCultist said:

whats your wish?

Oh I forgot about that- XDย 

I wish to be amab and not transfemme (fixing the old wish hehehe)ย 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

18 minutes ago, Coyotea said:

Oh I forgot about that- XDย 

I wish to be amab and not transfemme (fixing the old wish hehehe)ย 

Granted but you crossdress

I wish that I had cake

Link to comment
Share on other sites

2 minutes ago, CoconutCultist said:

Granted but you crossdress

I wish that I had cake

That- isnโ€™t a bad thing, tbh Iโ€™d love to be a total gender fuck- I see this as a win.

Granted but you canโ€™t eat it.

I wish I could eat some lasagna.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

11 minutes ago, Coyotea said:

That- isnโ€™t a bad thing, tbh Iโ€™d love to be a total gender fuck- I see this as a win.

Granted but you canโ€™t eat it.

I wish I could eat some lasagna.

ย I just couldn't think of anything

Granted but it's rotten

I wish I could find my good pencil sharpener

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 minute ago, CoconutCultist said:

ย I just couldn't think of anything

Granted but it's rotten

I wish I could find my good pencil sharpener

eh- food for my chickens ig

Granted but itโ€™s broken.

I wish I was 5โ€™7

Link to comment
Share on other sites

58 minutes ago, Coyotea said:

eh- food for my chickens ig

Granted but itโ€™s broken.

I wish I was 5โ€™7

Granted but everyone else is 8 ft tall

I wish water stayed cold w/o ice cubes

Link to comment
Share on other sites

4 minutes ago, CoconutCultist said:

Granted but everyone else is 8 ft tall

I wish water stayed cold w/o ice cubes

Granted but now itโ€™s just Ice.

I wish i could perfectly reproduce art ideas from my head into life.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

33 minutes ago, Coyotea said:

Granted but now itโ€™s just Ice.

I wish i could perfectly reproduce art ideas from my head into life.

Granted but you have to use your least favorite medium

I wish I could draw better

Link to comment
Share on other sites

5 minutes ago, CoconutCultist said:

Granted but you have to use your least favorite medium

I wish I could draw better

Granted but you can only do it while eating licorice, on a Monday at 4:04am while sitting upside down and it has to be June.

I wish my knees and hips werenโ€™t so crappy.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

14 minutes ago, Coyotea said:

Granted but you can only do it while eating licorice, on a Monday at 4:04am while sitting upside down and it has to be June.

I wish my knees and hips werenโ€™t so crappy.

That is very specific

Granted, you dont have any legs

I wish you could buy pre-melted ice cream (I'm very strange with food prefrences)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

15 hours ago, CoconutCultist said:

That is very specific

Granted, you dont have any legs

I wish you could buy pre-melted ice cream (I'm very strange with food prefrences)

Granted, but itโ€™s your least favorite flavor and filled with flies.ย 
I wish I could eat and not feel physically and mentally awful and not gain weight.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

5 hours ago, Coyotea said:

Granted, but itโ€™s your least favorite flavor and filled with flies.ย 
I wish I could eat and not feel physically and mentally awful and not gain weight.

Granted (no catch)

I wish my earbuds were louder

Link to comment
Share on other sites

2 hours ago, CoconutCultist said:

Granted (no catch)

I wish my earbuds were louder

Wh- that easy? No catch??? What happened to ruined wishes ;-;

Granted but now everyone in a 10 mile radius can hear what youโ€™re listening to, and they donโ€™t hurt your ears.

I wish for new earbuds that are good quality and never break.

Edited by Coyotea
Link to comment
Share on other sites

29 minutes ago, Coyotea said:

Wh- that easy? No catch??? What happened to ruined wishes ;-;

Granted but now everyone in a 10 mile radius can hear what youโ€™re listening to, and they donโ€™t hurt your ears.

I wish for new earbuds that are good quality and never break.

Granted, but you can only use them to watch the Bee Movie and the Shrek frantize

I wish skeeters didnt exist

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I wish to become an awesome Twitch streamer!ย  ย 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

28 minutes ago, BubbleGumm1 said:

I wish to become an awesome Twitch streamer!ย  ย 

You need to 'ruin' the wish of the person before you first

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Granted but your dick is short

i wish i had talkies

Link to comment
Share on other sites

38 minutes ago, Shoemaker said:

Granted but your dick is short

i wish i had talkies

Granted but the don't work

I wish I could turn my earbuds all the way up without other people hearing my music

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

ร—
ร—
  • Create New...