Foggy_the_enby Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 So, for those of you who don’t know, I’m nonbinary (AFAB) but I also have enbyphobic parents. So I decided to write a (full) nonbinary parody of this (which has been trending on LGBTQ tik tok). Consider this as a sort of vent (maybe), but I also just re-wrote it for my enjoyment. Enjoy! Tw: Censored swearing Not Ken or Barbie One little kid Played with only girls on the playground Just like the rest Didn't stick out from the crowd But deep inside themself They knew that they were different But they pushed it down 'Cause nobody would even listen Their parents always saying "Girl, when you grow up You're gonna be a nice woman Make sure you’re pretty enough You'll be living a life Like Barbie and Ken Come on suck it up And forget this nonsense" What if they’re not Ken or Barbie? Why should they have to say sorry? Tell me do you even listen To all the dumb sh*t you're slippin' We can be who we want to Don't say we’re not supposed to If they’re not Ken or Barbie They don’t ever have to say sorry No, not to you Not to me Not to anyone, anyone, anyone No, not to you Not to me Not to anyone, anyone, anyone 15 years old Feeling like a stranger at home Keeping their head down low Hide away so that nobody will know Avoiding mum and dad When they're asking "Are you someone’s girlfriend?" 'Cause Lord forbid they see Their true identity Their parents always saying "Girl, when will you see You'll be happy I know You’re a woman to-be You'll be such a great Barbie Just gotta find yourself Make sure you act like a lady It's what you're born to be What if they’re not Ken or Barbie? Why should they have to say sorry? Tell me do you even listen To all the dumb sh*t you're slippin' We can be who we want to Don't say we’re not suppose to If they’re not Ken or Barbie They don’t ever have to say sorry No, not to you Not to me Not to anyone, anyone, anyone Not to you Not to me Not to anyone, anyone, anyone No, no They don’t have to say sorry No, no They’re never gonna say sorry They never wanted to be Ken or Barbie They never ever have to say sorry Nobody is gonna listen To all the dumb sh*t you're slippin' We can be who we want to Don't say they’re not supposed to They’ll always not be Ken or Barbie And they don’t ever have to say sorry To you 2 MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatherineC Posted October 11, 2021 Share Posted October 11, 2021 On 7/16/2021 at 11:10 AM, Foggy_the_enby said: So, for those of you who don’t know, I’m nonbinary (AFAB) but I also have enbyphobic parents. So I decided to write a (full) nonbinary parody of this (which has been trending on LGBTQ tik tok). Consider this as a sort of vent (maybe), but I also just re-wrote it for my enjoyment. Enjoy! Tw: Censored swearing Not Ken or Barbie One little kid Played with only girls on the playground Just like the rest Didn't stick out from the crowd But deep inside themself They knew that they were different But they pushed it down 'Cause nobody would even listen Their parents always saying "Girl, when you grow up You're gonna be a nice woman Make sure you’re pretty enough You'll be living a life Like Barbie and Ken Come on suck it up And forget this nonsense" What if they’re not Ken or Barbie? Why should they have to say sorry? Tell me do you even listen To all the dumb sh*t you're slippin' We can be who we want to Don't say we’re not supposed to If they’re not Ken or Barbie They don’t ever have to say sorry No, not to you Not to me Not to anyone, anyone, anyone No, not to you Not to me Not to anyone, anyone, anyone 15 years old Feeling like a stranger at home Keeping their head down low Hide away so that nobody will know Avoiding mum and dad When they're asking "Are you someone’s girlfriend?" 'Cause Lord forbid they see Their true identity Their parents always saying "Girl, when will you see You'll be happy I know You’re a woman to-be You'll be such a great Barbie Just gotta find yourself Make sure you act like a lady It's what you're born to be What if they’re not Ken or Barbie? Why should they have to say sorry? Tell me do you even listen To all the dumb sh*t you're slippin' We can be who we want to Don't say we’re not suppose to If they’re not Ken or Barbie They don’t ever have to say sorry No, not to you Not to me Not to anyone, anyone, anyone Not to you Not to me Not to anyone, anyone, anyone No, no They don’t have to say sorry No, no They’re never gonna say sorry They never wanted to be Ken or Barbie They never ever have to say sorry Nobody is gonna listen To all the dumb sh*t you're slippin' We can be who we want to Don't say they’re not supposed to They’ll always not be Ken or Barbie And they don’t ever have to say sorry To you This is great i was just wondering im really bad with creativity maybe you could do one for like questioning bi people i could give you more info about me if that would help too 1 MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foggy_the_enby Posted October 11, 2021 Author Share Posted October 11, 2021 4 hours ago, KatherineC said: This is great i was just wondering im really bad with creativity maybe you could do one for like questioning bi people i could give you more info about me if that would help too Hmmmm maybe. I mainly did this because it related to me and my experiences so it is was easier. I can try though 1 MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foggy_the_enby Posted October 11, 2021 Author Share Posted October 11, 2021 4 hours ago, KatherineC said: This is great i was just wondering im really bad with creativity maybe you could do one for like questioning bi people i could give you more info about me if that would help too Thank you though :)) 1 MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lillyx Posted October 11, 2021 Share Posted October 11, 2021 On 7/16/2021 at 4:10 PM, Foggy_the_enby said: So, for those of you who don’t know, I’m nonbinary (AFAB) but I also have enbyphobic parents. So I decided to write a (full) nonbinary parody of this (which has been trending on LGBTQ tik tok). Consider this as a sort of vent (maybe), but I also just re-wrote it for my enjoyment. Enjoy! Tw: Censored swearing Not Ken or Barbie One little kid Played with only girls on the playground Just like the rest Didn't stick out from the crowd But deep inside themself They knew that they were different But they pushed it down 'Cause nobody would even listen Their parents always saying "Girl, when you grow up You're gonna be a nice woman Make sure you’re pretty enough You'll be living a life Like Barbie and Ken Come on suck it up And forget this nonsense" What if they’re not Ken or Barbie? Why should they have to say sorry? Tell me do you even listen To all the dumb sh*t you're slippin' We can be who we want to Don't say we’re not supposed to If they’re not Ken or Barbie They don’t ever have to say sorry No, not to you Not to me Not to anyone, anyone, anyone No, not to you Not to me Not to anyone, anyone, anyone 15 years old Feeling like a stranger at home Keeping their head down low Hide away so that nobody will know Avoiding mum and dad When they're asking "Are you someone’s girlfriend?" 'Cause Lord forbid they see Their true identity Their parents always saying "Girl, when will you see You'll be happy I know You’re a woman to-be You'll be such a great Barbie Just gotta find yourself Make sure you act like a lady It's what you're born to be What if they’re not Ken or Barbie? Why should they have to say sorry? Tell me do you even listen To all the dumb sh*t you're slippin' We can be who we want to Don't say we’re not suppose to If they’re not Ken or Barbie They don’t ever have to say sorry No, not to you Not to me Not to anyone, anyone, anyone Not to you Not to me Not to anyone, anyone, anyone No, no They don’t have to say sorry No, no They’re never gonna say sorry They never wanted to be Ken or Barbie They never ever have to say sorry Nobody is gonna listen To all the dumb sh*t you're slippin' We can be who we want to Don't say they’re not supposed to They’ll always not be Ken or Barbie And they don’t ever have to say sorry To you pretty cool. good brain on your shoulders should post more xo 1 MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foggy_the_enby Posted October 11, 2021 Author Share Posted October 11, 2021 6 hours ago, Lillyrose4 said: pretty cool. good brain on your shoulders should post more xo Thank you! 1 MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lillyx Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 9 hours ago, Foggy_the_enby said: Thank you! 1 MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bisexualweeb Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 this is amazing ur really creative 1 MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foggy_the_enby Posted October 13, 2021 Author Share Posted October 13, 2021 22 hours ago, bisexualweeb said: this is amazing ur really creative Thank you!!! MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XSnowX Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 On 7/16/2021 at 4:10 PM, Foggy_the_enby said: So, for those of you who don’t know, I’m nonbinary (AFAB) but I also have enbyphobic parents. So I decided to write a (full) nonbinary parody of this (which has been trending on LGBTQ tik tok). Consider this as a sort of vent (maybe), but I also just re-wrote it for my enjoyment. Enjoy! Tw: Censored swearing Not Ken or Barbie One little kid Played with only girls on the playground Just like the rest Didn't stick out from the crowd But deep inside themself They knew that they were different But they pushed it down 'Cause nobody would even listen Their parents always saying "Girl, when you grow up You're gonna be a nice woman Make sure you’re pretty enough You'll be living a life Like Barbie and Ken Come on suck it up And forget this nonsense" What if they’re not Ken or Barbie? Why should they have to say sorry? Tell me do you even listen To all the dumb sh*t you're slippin' We can be who we want to Don't say we’re not supposed to If they’re not Ken or Barbie They don’t ever have to say sorry No, not to you Not to me Not to anyone, anyone, anyone No, not to you Not to me Not to anyone, anyone, anyone 15 years old Feeling like a stranger at home Keeping their head down low Hide away so that nobody will know Avoiding mum and dad When they're asking "Are you someone’s girlfriend?" 'Cause Lord forbid they see Their true identity Their parents always saying "Girl, when will you see You'll be happy I know You’re a woman to-be You'll be such a great Barbie Just gotta find yourself Make sure you act like a lady It's what you're born to be What if they’re not Ken or Barbie? Why should they have to say sorry? Tell me do you even listen To all the dumb sh*t you're slippin' We can be who we want to Don't say we’re not suppose to If they’re not Ken or Barbie They don’t ever have to say sorry No, not to you Not to me Not to anyone, anyone, anyone Not to you Not to me Not to anyone, anyone, anyone No, no They don’t have to say sorry No, no They’re never gonna say sorry They never wanted to be Ken or Barbie They never ever have to say sorry Nobody is gonna listen To all the dumb sh*t you're slippin' We can be who we want to Don't say they’re not supposed to They’ll always not be Ken or Barbie And they don’t ever have to say sorry To you Very sweet well presented ! Feel free to post more 1 MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foggy_the_enby Posted October 23, 2021 Author Share Posted October 23, 2021 On 10/13/2021 at 9:28 PM, JessFlower33 said: Very sweet well presented ! Feel free to post more Thank youuuuu MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leafiebean Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 hey Foggy I'm Leaf nice to meet you! MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leafiebean Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 On 7/16/2021 at 10:10 AM, Foggy_the_enby said: So, for those of you who don’t know, I’m nonbinary (AFAB) but I also have enbyphobic parents. So I decided to write a (full) nonbinary parody of this (which has been trending on LGBTQ tik tok). Consider this as a sort of vent (maybe), but I also just re-wrote it for my enjoyment. Enjoy! Tw: Censored swearing Not Ken or Barbie One little kid Played with only girls on the playground Just like the rest Didn't stick out from the crowd But deep inside themself They knew that they were different But they pushed it down 'Cause nobody would even listen Their parents always saying "Girl, when you grow up You're gonna be a nice woman Make sure you’re pretty enough You'll be living a life Like Barbie and Ken Come on suck it up And forget this nonsense" What if they’re not Ken or Barbie? Why should they have to say sorry? Tell me do you even listen To all the dumb sh*t you're slippin' We can be who we want to Don't say we’re not supposed to If they’re not Ken or Barbie They don’t ever have to say sorry No, not to you Not to me Not to anyone, anyone, anyone No, not to you Not to me Not to anyone, anyone, anyone 15 years old Feeling like a stranger at home Keeping their head down low Hide away so that nobody will know Avoiding mum and dad When they're asking "Are you someone’s girlfriend?" 'Cause Lord forbid they see Their true identity Their parents always saying "Girl, when will you see You'll be happy I know You’re a woman to-be You'll be such a great Barbie Just gotta find yourself Make sure you act like a lady It's what you're born to be What if they’re not Ken or Barbie? Why should they have to say sorry? Tell me do you even listen To all the dumb sh*t you're slippin' We can be who we want to Don't say we’re not suppose to If they’re not Ken or Barbie They don’t ever have to say sorry No, not to you Not to me Not to anyone, anyone, anyone Not to you Not to me Not to anyone, anyone, anyone No, no They don’t have to say sorry No, no They’re never gonna say sorry They never wanted to be Ken or Barbie They never ever have to say sorry Nobody is gonna listen To all the dumb sh*t you're slippin' We can be who we want to Don't say they’re not supposed to They’ll always not be Ken or Barbie And they don’t ever have to say sorry To you this is very creative! I love it! MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
needtoknow Posted March 10, 2022 Share Posted March 10, 2022 YOUR AMAZING AT THIS!! it was so creative, i wish i was as creative as you MultiQuote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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